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in suburbia

Seemed a little early for a bottle of wine for me, but whatever.

One of the only negatives I can think of for Michael moving to EW is the proliferation of these annoying “I HATE MY YELLOW TEETH ADS” that they run on every page. So today I as my mind wondered I thought “MMmmm I wonder what comes up when you Google ‘Yellow Teeth’?”. Well Hilary, I’m sorry to tell you, that are you one of the top three hits for yellow teeth. Might be time to see Mr. Dentist for a whitening dear.

cooper sent me a link to this video and all i could think (after how bored the studio anchor looks) was “I want robot porn”. Thankfully, google was happy to provide (NWS). And while it’s not quite what I had in mind, it’ll have to do until the robot uprising. However it gives me plenty of time to find the right futurist soundtrack since I don’t think the standard retro 70’s “bow-chicka-wowowo” will do those sticky chrome bodies any justice.

It’s been a LONG time since I’ve had my photograph made… actually now that I think about it it’s almost as long as I’ve known Jon. *Almost*. And I forgot how much fun it is. It was amazing to see his apartment, I wish he had some photos of it online. Imagine if Henry Darger was a photographer — it’s just layer upon layer of photo madness. I could’ve spent all day there. Thanks Jon.