One of the only negatives I can think of for Michael moving to EW is the proliferation of these annoying “I HATE MY YELLOW TEETH ADS” that they run on every page. So today I as my mind wondered I thought “MMmmm I wonder what comes up when you Google ‘Yellow Teeth’?”. Well Hilary, I’m sorry to tell you, that are you one of the top three hits for yellow teeth. Might be time to see Mr. Dentist for a whitening dear.